I’m a Disney version of myself
All wide eyed and colourful
Singing songs about friendship
While secretly trying to pursue a career in medicine.@5 months ago
So im hanging on this rope ladder
Swinging through the air
In the rescue helicopter
Get me out of here
The earth trembles with excitement
And blows a kiss to everyone
I kiss back
And apologize for not being weightless
Though one day I know I will be
But until then
I want to be light as a cornflake
Being blown across the desert@5 months ago
Voulez vous couche avec moi ce soir?
That depends on three things.
Do you hold a full drivers licence
Are you in the Bee Gees
And did you buy any milk
Tick all three and the answers oui.@5 months ago
wash my hands.
put my apron on.
get in the bath.
shall i run the water?
no not today.
i suppose it would make more
sense but then id get my
apron wet.@5 months ago with 2 notes
You know when you’re not sure if you already told me that funny story
So you go ahead and tell it anyway
I’m pretty sure I’ve not said this one to her yet
I think I told it to someone else
It’s pretty funny so I’ll take my chances
You already told me
This time ill be gracious and naively nod and laugh in the right places
But next time I will respond with pristine violence@5 months ago